Thursday, May 21, 2015

Oat Affair

I was really excited when I saw this post on BuzzFeed about healthy tips - POACHED EGGS!

Regarding #5 - I want to try cauliflower pizza crust.

Regarding #10 - I do this ALL. THE. TIME. I also flavor oatmeal with coffee creamer, M&Ms, cheese, Sriracha, veggies, tuna, regular milk, pepper, cumin, Snickers, protein bars (obviously not all at once ;) ). And the list goes on.

Oatmeal is the most versatile food ever. It is the best breakfast in the world. It adds to the best dinners in the world. It is one of the best snacks. It is the best food. All of these are facts.

If I were stuck on a deserted island and could only have one food, it would be oatmeal.

If I had to pick one food to live off of for the rest of my life, it would be oatmeal.

If I could date a food over a man, I would drop Joe in a heartbeat, screw this long distance nastiness, and go pick up some oatmeal.

I wish society would still accept an adult who ate this. Guys, they hatched. Clearly, I have some sort of egg fetish.

Did (does) anyone else eat this?


  1. I have not gotten on board with the whole putting cheese/savory items in oatmeal but I'd totally be willing to try it! I love a lil almond butter/chia seeds/honey in mine!!

    1. Oh, you HAVE to try it! Total breakfast game changer.